tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86318266495397971392024-02-19T08:28:28.714-08:00Honestly...Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.comBlogger194125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-15665410394357170182015-04-23T16:02:00.001-07:002015-04-23T16:03:32.312-07:00Playing FavoritesPaul had to work late on my birthday, so, as I always do when he works late, I piled the kids into the car and took them out for dinner. We had barely got on the road when Nicholas piped up from the back seat.<br />
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"I love all my sisters, but I have to say that Evelyn is my favorite."<br />
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Chloe took exception to this statement. "What?!?!?!" she shrieked, probably louder than necessary. "What do you mean Evelyn is your favorite?"<br />
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"She's my favorite sister because she's really loud, but in a good way, and she laughs a lot, and she poops a lot!"<br />
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I couldn't help but instigate: "You think she poops more than Chloe does?"<br />
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"What?!?!?!?!" Chloe shrieked again from 18 inches away.<br />
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"She poops a ton! I really do love all of my sisters, but Evelyn is my favorite."<br />
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Nicholas is winning at big brotherhood.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-17710873954525867782015-04-23T15:40:00.002-07:002015-04-23T15:40:11.481-07:00Young and Wild and FreeEach year has a day like last Saturday--that first really beautiful day of spring that fills me with energy and plans for our outdoor space. Although I should admit that last year had no such day. I was too shell-shocked by the tiny, squalling creature that had just launched herself out of my body and into my life. I could barely brush my hair, much less plant flowers.<br />
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This year that squalling creature was big enough to toddle around the patio, chasing basketballs and licking rocks while I cleared out the winter stash of weeds and dead leaves from my little flower bed, and Paul mowed what has become less of a wild acre and more of an actual lawn. Paul finished mowing and moved on to some other yard-related task, and I stopped keeping an eye out for Evelyn as she toddled around after her dad.<br />
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After a while, I noticed Paul standing near by...but not Evelyn.<br />
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"Where's the baby?" I asked.<br />
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"Off in the field, following the dogs."<br />
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"By herself??" Duh...<br />
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"Where is she going to go?" Paul replied.<br />
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I swallowed a brief flash of panic and acknowledged that yes, the fence would keep her in. But it wouldn't keep rocks and bugs and dog poo out of her mouth. It wouldn't keep her from falling down the slope and stabbing her eye out with a stick. <br />
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But I let it go. I've always known that it will be a struggle for me to let Evelyn be as independent as I know she will be. I want to protect her from every harm and hurt, but at the same time I want her to have the confidence to roam free and be herself. I can't project my fear onto my fearless little girl.<br />
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Evelyn spent most of the weekend outside, eating dirt and falling in the grass, and helping her dad build a really cool sand box. On Sunday I even let her roam around barefoot for a bit, just like I did as a kid (ok, as an adult too...).<br />
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Paul mentioned not so long ago that in one of the first pictures he saw of me I was standing on one foot in the tulip fields, the other foot caked in thick, brown mud and lifted high for the camera to see. I wouldn't mind being that girl again. And I would love to let Evelyn be that girl, too. Dirty, and a little wild and free.<br />
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Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-14074982298666596742015-04-23T11:23:00.000-07:002015-04-23T11:23:54.854-07:00Thirty-ThreeIt's not that I feel old, despite the ever-lengthening crow's feet that crease the corners of my eyes, creep down my cheeks and invade my smile lines. I'm too young to feel old, right? My grey hairs are still somewhat hidden (I think), and my butt is where it has always been. No, I don't feel old.<br />
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For some reason, turning 33 has given me pause. Jesus was 33 when he died. The second pastor of the church I grew up in was 33 when he took over lead pastorship from his father. Strange comparisons for me, I know, but it makes me think that I should have accomplished something big by now, if I ever mean to accomplish anything. Right now my biggest accomplishment is getting out the door with mascara on, and Evelyn fed and in a matching outfit. <br />
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I guess I feel like a big ball of wasted potential. The possibility was there, but the motivation was lacking. I didn't finish school; I didn't seek out a career path or specialized training. I let life happen as it came to me. And now I look at the people who work around me, who are so knowledgeable and confident in their positions, and I feel very small. On the one hand, it's ok to sit where I am at the bottom of my ladder, forwarding e-mails and entering data. Work is not my life and I don't want it to be. On the other hand, as I have said, I could have done something big. <br />
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Who knows...I'm only 33. There is still time for education and career path changes. For now I have children to raise and a mortgage to pay. Now to find a way to be okay with that...<br />
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Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-29625207490255655192013-08-29T13:47:00.001-07:002013-08-29T13:47:08.157-07:00I Hate That Last Post...I cringe every time I read it, and I hate knowing its the last thing I left. Almost a year ago. A reminder that this blog has died a death that I never wanted to see. <div><br></div><div>I'm mourning the loss of my writing. So instead, here's a picture of my guts. </div><div><br></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcVInkZkOscwNjDSWba6DwRq7fENTQMqq4m6p03-001ZM_8n8cP3ez55y4PcMBGjEqr_hAVXV6yIR5TqnEPuRNN5xi-h1o2iICbECDBi_UPSrbs7sDVLle8Xrpv-5PkzaR4JcF-6Mz1Js/s640/blogger-image--1511893040.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcVInkZkOscwNjDSWba6DwRq7fENTQMqq4m6p03-001ZM_8n8cP3ez55y4PcMBGjEqr_hAVXV6yIR5TqnEPuRNN5xi-h1o2iICbECDBi_UPSrbs7sDVLle8Xrpv-5PkzaR4JcF-6Mz1Js/s640/blogger-image--1511893040.jpg"></a></div><br></div>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-76677212590791483542012-09-07T09:12:00.001-07:002012-09-07T09:17:42.480-07:00Judge Me Not By My Child's Clothing ChoicesThe 'Back to School' honeymoon period is over, I think. Three days-that might be a record.<br />
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On the first day of school, Chloe and Nicholas were up a half hour before I intended to wake them. They both eagerly and efficiently dressed in the new finery they had each laid out the night before, brushed their teeth and hair and did their morning chore. They were looking cute and ready to go in plenty of time. <br />
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Yesterday I poked my head in both of the kids' rooms at 6:30 and cheerfully but gently woke them up. They each popped out of bed fairly quickly and went about their morning business with little need for reminders.<br />
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This morning...oh, this morning. This morning my cheerful "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!" was met with groans, moans and whining from the general area of Nicholas' head, buried under his quilt. <br />
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"I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiired! I don't want to get up! Why can't I sleeeeeeeeeep? I hate school!"<br />
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"We're running a bit late this morning," I prodded. "So please get up and get going."<br />
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Fifteen minutes later, with hair and makeup done, I ventured out into the living room where Nicholas sat on the couch, petting a dog and watching the news with his dad. <br />
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Wait--I should clarify. Somebody's ragamuffin kid sat on the couch, looking like he found his wardrobe choice at the bottom of a Goodwill bag. Last year's shorts, now faded and ending two inches or so above his boney knees were topped with a dingy white t-shirt featuring a hand-painted peace sign and the remnants of countless summer afternoon snacks.<br />
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"Oh HECK no! I did not buy you all those new clothes for you to wear ratty play shirts to school! Get back in your room and change!" I may have lost it a tiny bit. Five minutes later I heard Paul's voice, raised in frustration and decorated with colorful, Army-inspired adverbs, echoing from Nicholas' bedroom. Apparently he was losing it, too.<br />
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Nicholas, crying pitifully and still dressed in white trash couture, sprawled across his bed. "I don't have any shirts! I don't know what to wear!" <br />
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I stomped to his closet, grabbed a brand new t-shirt from the hanger, ripped the tag off and threw it at him. He woefully changed into the shirt he had loved when I pointed it out to him on Wednesday, and complained that the shirt was too long, it didn't match his shorts, etc. etc.! Such a little diva! <br />
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I recounted the episode to my mom this morning on Facebook chat, and we mused over the question of letting your kids make their own choices vs. having your kids look fairly clean and cared for (that is to say, not having your parenting skills judged by how ratty your kids look).<br />
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As we wrapped up the discussion, my mom posed a question. "What are you wearing today?"<br />
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"Um...faded work jeans with paint on them, one of Paul's old band t-shirt (featuring a new found hole in the front), and an old pair of tennis shoes."<br />
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What? It's Friday...<br />
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Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-66103570541257525652012-07-24T11:17:00.001-07:002012-07-24T11:17:06.057-07:00Calm Yourself, It's Probably A FlukeIn two days it will have been exactly one year since my last post. I suppose I could wait for two days to write, but that would be just so darn expected. And why would ANYONE do what is expected if they could flip the situation and do the...wait for it...unexpected. So Bam, Flip! A post.<br />
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Last weekend Paul came home with a horseshoe set. What? Horseshoes. We are, apparently, a family who horseshoes. He jammed two pieces of rebar (it looks like rebar.I keep having visions of one of the kids taking a nosedive and impaling themselves on our lawn game. Always the fatalist, me) into the ground, and before long he and the kids were flinging U-shaped hunks of metal across the patchy brown weeds that serve as our lawn. After three or so poorly-aimed throws, Paul decided that maybe he should move his car out of the line of fire and ensconce the dogs safely in the house. And...that's the end of my story. <br />
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Except that last night I tried the horseshoes. And I failed. Badly. And this made me angry. (I don't like not being good at things. You know, the first try, without practice, all that.) And the angrier I got the worse I threw the damn shoes. At one point I even attempted an overhand fling at the rebar, and only succeeded in ripping out a chunk of weeds. Meanwhile, Paul stoically made points on each perfectly aimed toss. Ok, he didn't. In reality, he wasn't throwing much better than I was, but that didn't keep me from losing it a little bit more each time I missed. <br />
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It is not fun, apparently, to play games with me. Turns out I'm a bit of a sore loser. I guess I'm known to occasionally have a little temper tantrum when things don't go as I think they should. Maybe I should add that to my mile long list of things about myself that need to be fixed. <br />
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In the end, I apologized to Paul for being a big, giant, candyass crybaby (that line, by the way, was stolen from a fight between two co-workers that I had the pleasure of overhearing today), and I promised that I would try to ...you know, grow up. And then he made fun of me. <br />
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But it occurred to me that I could use this event, this realization in a creative way. So I've decided that it's time to embrace my ridiculous.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-64162992333064237602011-07-26T10:03:00.000-07:002011-07-26T10:03:53.889-07:00Why I've Been MissingSee the Number 1 item on this list...that about sums it up. I don't want to be that person.<br />
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<a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-worst-types-blog-internet/">http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-worst-types-blog-internet/</a><br />
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Also, I know that by posting this I'm making myself guilty of item Number 5. Totally worth it.<br />
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My blog, up to a certain point, served to document my foray into a new life. Well...the new life is not so new anymore and I've settled into the more mundane aspects of existence. I want to write about those things just about as much as you want to read about them. I know this because I'm bored with a million other blogs just like mine.<br />
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See ya 'round! <br />
-HeatherHeatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-71971110205107593142011-04-29T15:50:00.000-07:002011-04-29T15:50:37.906-07:00The Cure<div style="text-align: center;">I never knew that such animosity could be followed so quickly by an equal if not greater amount of love and affection.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Stupid dog.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I love him.</div>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-19054804040533609202011-04-14T15:28:00.000-07:002011-04-14T15:28:10.613-07:00Did Someone Drop A Fertility Bomb?I have been continuously asked the same two questions in the last (almost) three weeks:<br />
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1) How's married life?<br />
Answer: Um...exactly the same, thank you. (Yeah. We've lived together for a year and a half. Was something supposed to change?)<br />
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2) When are you going to have a baby?<br />
Answer: Ok, there is no answer to this one. Just evade, evade, evade! <br />
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How is it okay for someone to ask that?<br />
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In the meantime, there are newborn babies everywhere I look. Multiple facebook friends are either pregnant, overdue, or have recently had a baby. Every other blog I click on features photos of brand new babies. Baby clothes and baby furniture and baby stories shared by new moms who are the only ones in the world who could possibly understand what it means to be a parent. <br />
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And kids. Photos of kids who are the spitting image of their parents, wrapped in an embrace that is only comfortable when shared with those who formed you. Stories of the funny things kids say while being tucked into bed, and the messy art projects that are made with love and presented with pride.<br />
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I'd be lying if I didn't say my green monster is rearing its ugly, intrusive head. So, in the meantime, I'm thinking a garden will do. I mean, if you're not going to grow one thing, you might as well grow another, right?<br />
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It must be a spring thing...<br />
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I surprised myself by not being nervous. Anxious, maybe, but not nervous. I didn't shake, I didn't sweat...I didn't even turn splotchy red! (thank goodness...). As I walked down the aisle on my dad's arm, I did feel my composure slipping away, but I looked up and saw my almost-husband, and suddenly the world was gone. <br />
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I feared that I would go into auto-mode and say my vows mechanically, but I didn't. I absorbed every word the chaplain said and I meant with all my heart every word that I said to Paul (except the whole submit thing. Whoops.). I cried as I knew I would, but delicately I think, and not the kind of tears that kill my voice and crumple my face. <br />
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The thing was done so quickly, and before I realized what had happened, we were being announced, for the first time, Paul and Heather Abundis. And you couldn't wipe the smile from my face.<br />
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It's a silly thing, but for almost two years I've cringed every time I've had to say 'my boyfriend' or heard Paul say 'my girlfriend.' The connotation behind the words seemed so inadequate to describe what he means to me, and hopefully what I mean to him. <br />
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And to say fiance? It seems so pretentious. I feel as if my nose turns up as I sound out the syllables. But to say my husband...it is the most natural thing in the world. The era of cringing is almost over.<br />
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I'm nervous, but not about the typical things. There are no cold feet huddling in the shoes of this bride-to-be. No, I'm nervous that I've forgotten an important detail because of my lack of list-making. Each plan is safely stored in my head and no other place, and I have no idea if I've hit each point or missed a giant glaring necessity. <br />
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I'm nervous at the thought of 80 of my closest friends and family staring at me. I didn't even think about it until I attended my own bridal shower and realized that 15 ladies were there for me. I didn't do well, and that makes me nervous about how much worse it will be for the actual wedding. My plan is to focus on Paul and pretend the rest of you aren't there. But if I'm shaking and sweating and dizzy and my chest and neck are red and splotchy, please do me the courtesy of pretending I'm not there. I've made my stomach hurt just thinking about it.<br />
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As my mom always says, at the end of the day we will be married, and that's all that matters. What it comes down to is that I want this to be a fun day for <em>everyone.</em> I don't want it to be about me...I want it to be for everyone--a family celebration and a cultural tradition. <br />
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I want to enjoy myself, I want to make memories, and I want it to be over.<br />
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Although I've laid down my pen these past few months I've never stopped reading, and by reading I think I've come to understand what I dislike about my blog. Simply put, people's lives are boring. Especially people who think their lives are amazingly interesting. I don't want to read about it, and I really don't want to write about it, and I'm afraid that's the direction that my words were beginning to head.<br />
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So I guess the bottom line is this: I need a theme. Or at least a hobby. Or even an existential occurance. I don't know. <br />
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So, while I haven't actually written anything, you should probably know that I think about this every single day, and every single day I fail to conceive any idea that I find worthy of putting to paper. <br />
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But I won't stop trying.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-85069759803973340452011-01-25T09:53:00.000-08:002011-01-25T09:53:23.698-08:00January.Things I haven't been blogging about:<br />
<ul><li>Wedding planning. It's a subject that terrifies me continually and would bore you to tears.</li>
<li>The kids. They're growing and changing and presenting new challenges in my ongoing attempts at being a good stepmom.</li>
<li>The complete inertia that always seems to linger around January and February.</li>
<li>School. It's almost over, but not soon enough. </li>
<li>Lady Looney and the Cheeseburger. Active annoyance has settled into resigned acceptance.</li>
<li>Anything else? What do you want to hear me say? </li>
</ul>In the meantime, here is a picture of my sisters' and my feet. Also Cyan's. <br />
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They were not tears for throw up, but tears for Paul who was napping at home and safely removed from a puke-splattered seven year old; tears for his oldest daughter who hasn't quite figured it all out; tears for cranky attitudes; tears for homesickness, and tears for sleep deprivation. But, as I am learning how to do, I pulled it together, grabbed a roll of paper towels to mop up the offending detritus as thoroughly as possible, and poured another glass of wine.<br />
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Our Christmas should not be summed up in my own overwhelmed tears, but in family, in generous spirits, in good food and in celebration. It was with these attitudes that we trekked from one parent's house to the next--from Gig Harbor to Oak Harbor and back.<br />
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And although I didn't dwell on the fact, I knew in the back of my mind that this was the last Christmas to be celebrated in Oak Harbor--the last Christmas to be spent at home.<br />
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It was a good one.<br />
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<li>I'm excited about that just a little...</li>
<li>We have less than half of our Christmas shopping done, but I'm okay with that. I'm not panicking.</li>
<li>A few of you will be getting homemade gifts this year.</li>
<li>But most of you will not.</li>
<li>I was going to take a picture of my socks just now, but my co-worker walked in and caught me. How embarrassing. </li>
<li>I think I covered well though.</li>
<li>The Wall was <em>amazing</em>. </li>
<li>The aging hippies and rednecks, not so much.</li>
<li>The pot smoke...let's just say that if my sinuses hadn't been so stuffed up, I probably would have gotten a delicious contact high.</li>
<li>But it made Paul furious.</li>
<li>Back to the socks... one is Lauren's. It's aqua. </li>
<li>The other is mine. It's grey.</li>
<li>I can't find any of my socks but I'm pretty sure they're at the bottom of the 'giant laundry basket of doom' that waits so patiently for me to fold its contents.</li>
<li>I always know it's time to do laundry when I've run out of clean socks, and Paul has run out of clean socks, too, because I've worn them all.</li>
<li>My first dress fitting is in three weeks. Do you think I can lose 20 lbs by then?</li>
<li>No, me either. But I can try...</li>
</ul>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-18893730250349121692010-12-08T12:51:00.000-08:002010-12-08T12:51:16.057-08:00One Thing Before I DieI don't have a bucket list. I probably should, and of course there are many things that I would love to do, but I've never gotten around to composing a list--mostly because I can never coordinate my thoughts for long enough to remember the things I want to do. But if I did have a bucket list I know exactly what item number one would be. It's been on my mind for years.<br />
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I want to blow something up with a Molotov Cocktail. It doesn't matter what (although I have a few ideas...), as long as I have the pleasure of watching the ensuing destruction.<br />
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I let my thoughts wander every now and then (usually when I see one being thrown on TV), and I imagine myself clutching the glass bottle in my right hand, my shaking left hand holding a Bic lighter to the kerosene-soaked rag that snakes out of the bottle neck. I watch the rag ignite; I watch it burn just for a moment before I cock my arm back and hurl the explosive at my target. The bottle shatters against the object, releasing a flaming ball of kerosene and glass shards and I shiver as I watch the explosive results of my efforts.<br />
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I feel powerful. I feel destructive. I feel like a bamf.<br />
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Don't let my subdued nature fool you...I walk on the wild side!<br />
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Okay...you can stop laughing now. Really.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-69602786365260459472010-12-08T09:50:00.000-08:002010-12-08T09:52:22.474-08:00Wordless Wednesday--So Excited<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/listening_post/coachella/coachella_sunday_41_Roger_Waters.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" n4="true" src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/listening_post/coachella/coachella_sunday_41_Roger_Waters.jpg" width="320" /></a>'s</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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-Fortunately for all involved, the up-chucking only took place at night and in the car, so our mornings and afternoons were free for festive holiday fun! This year I decided to, for the first time, attempt Christmas candy. Since Max has cornered the market on cookies, I planned to make peppermint bark, peanut brittle, buckeyes, and the Christmas fudge that my mom used to make when I was little. The kids were more than willing to help, especially since helping included pounding the crap out of candy canes (and I might have let them eat one, too. Before lunch! I've invoked a 'no candy before lunch' rule, so this was a little exciting.)<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-Candy-making, unfortunately, results in large quantities of candy in the house. I'm sure Paul doesn't mind, but I decided to share the sugar-heavy wealth with my co-workers. I even packed them up in cute little Holiday-themed take out boxes. I may turn into Martha Stewart yet!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-But the best part? All day men from the shops have been coming into my office and helping themselves to a piece of fudge. They are usually on the run, but every single one has frozen in their tracks, spun around and exclaimed something along the lines of, "That is <em>good!</em>" "Who made that?" "I'll be back in half an hour for more!" I'm a little flattered. Butter, marshmallow creme and chocolate chips can get you everywhere.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-The worst part? Once one of those guys sticks their grubby hands into the candy jar, the threat of germs and filth far outweighs the appeal of chocolatey goodness.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-Wait. Maybe <em>that's</em> the best part...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-Paul had to work late on Friday, so I took the kids out to eat at The Hat (El Sombrero for those of you who want to be literal). Paul's half-Mexican children both ate cheeseburgers and french fries. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-We also embarked into the wonderful world of learning table manners and restaurant etiquette. Apparently chewing with your mouth closed is <em>very</em> funny when you're five....sigh...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-This post should have been a lot more random and topically wide-spread, but yeah...not a lot has been going on.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">-Except we finally got Netflix, which is awesome.</div>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-60637771392783670672010-12-06T09:23:00.000-08:002010-12-06T09:23:13.193-08:00Will the Real Santa Please Stand Up?Technically, my parents never confirmed nor denied the existence of Santa Claus to Sarah and me. He remained shrouded in mystery, and to be honest I don't know what I thought on those occasions that we were invited to plop ourselves onto the lap of the Jolly Elf, himself. I was probably skeptical, but I know that a part of me wanted so desperately to believe.<br />
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On Saturday, Chloe, Nicholas and I headed north to Poulsbo for the annual Shop With A Cop event (go <a href="http://lifeaboveaverage.blogspot.com/2009/12/every-day-i-find-reason-to-love-paul.html">here</a> for an event rundown). As usual, Grandma Max turned on her charm as Mrs. Claus and this year Bill joined her as Santa, and it occured to me that this might be confusing. Grandma and Bill were Mrs. Claus and Santa?<br />
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We got around this little discrepancy by telling the kids that Grandma would take messages for Santa, and e-mail him later. Makes sense!<br />
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Sunday found us at Camp Murray for Paul's Christmas Party. Santa was to make an appearance here as well, and I found myself by the bouncy house when he made his grand entrance into the gym, Ho Ho Ho-ing and shaking his jingle bells. <br />
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Nicholas had already flown out of the inflated castle, but the other little boy inside wasn't as quick. He poked his head out of the mesh entry, took one look at Santa and announced, "That's not Santa!"<br />
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"Of course it is," I replied.<br />
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"Nope," he retorted. "That guy's wearing Army boots. Santa wears black boots." Sharp kid...<br />
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Fortunately I was ready for him. "They flew Santa in from the North Pole on a helicopter, so he had to wear Army boots!"<br />
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The kid narrowed his eyes at me, but he seemed, for the moment, to believe me.<br />
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Funny how, in a culture inundated with caucasian Santas, not one kid noticed that this Santa was black...but they noticed that he was wearing the wrong boots!<br />
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How many Santas will the kids see this year? There's a Santa in every mall, every department store, and on the street corners. He's in parades and on tv. Shouldn't he be up at the North Pole, working his prodigious bottom off in efforts to be ready by December 25?<br />
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This thought doesn't occur to those who believe in him most; it's the child-like wonder and unquestioning spirit that makes the holidays magical. And I have to remind myself that I should enjoy the season in that same way.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-77525818093594936302010-12-02T08:13:00.000-08:002010-12-02T08:13:45.233-08:00Mildly Tongue In CheekPaul bought a new, very large TV for our bedroom. It hangs almost from the ceiling and is tilted in such a way that we do not have to rearrange ourselves from our sleeping positions in the slightest to view it comfortably. <br />
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I'm thinking of calling it Cousin.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1millionwords.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/fahrenheit-451.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" ox="true" src="http://1millionwords.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/fahrenheit-451.jpg" width="193" /></a></div>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-91876120978498280272010-11-29T10:29:00.000-08:002010-11-29T10:29:04.759-08:00Untimely DeathLast Friday as I trundled up the on ramp to Highway 16, a little bunny decided he needed to dash down the same ramp, and unfortunately he did not quite make it. I didn't know such a small rabbit could cause such a large bump beneath my tires. <br />
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Apparently news of my bunnycide travelled quickly. Last night Paul returned from filling our water jugs at Chris and Tiffany's with a thoughtful gift from Hailey and Tayla:<br />
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But this is a different story.<br />
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Last night we all gathered, more or less, around the table in Maxine's front room. Thanksgiving was different this year--quieter. Instead of the usual chaos that marks a family holiday, we found ourselves eating together, all in the same room, all at the same time, chit chatting, teasing, and enjoying each other's company. My family dominated the table--Mom and Dad, Sarah and Lindsey, Paul and Lauren--and Chris and Tiffany occupied the two left over seats. Max and Bill sat on the couch behind us, and Aunt Sara folded her tall frame into the chair in the corner. <br />
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As we finished up our meal, Tiffany, the family sentimentalist, made a suggestion: "I know it's kind of cheesy, but what if we all say what we're thankful for?" Chris volunteered to go first, and one by one each person in the room offered their thanks, mostly for family, shelter and delicious food. <br />
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My turn came second to last, with only Paul left. I fought tears as I thought about what I would say, but when the time came I was composed enough to say, "I'm thankful for you guys, my new family. I'm thankful that you're here for me as my own family moves to Arizona." (I might have included the term 'abandoned')<br />
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"You're jumping the gun a bit on the whole family thing, aren't you?" Paul teased. <br />
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And I shot back, "you know that if we break up they're keeping me and sending you packing!"<br />
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He turned in his chair to face me as he took his turn. "I'm thankful for second chances," he began.<br />
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"And third, and fourth!" Chris couldn't help but add.<br />
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Paul continued, "and I'm thankful that the Johnson family is here to share this day with us. And I would be especially thankful if..."<br />
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Paul put his hand in his pocket, and all of a sudden we were alone in the room. He took my left hand in his own and began to remove my promise ring. It stuck, of course, so I took it off myself, and as he slipped a new ring on my finger, he continued, "Will you?"<br />
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With tears streaming down my cheeks I retorted, "You didn't ask me!"<br />
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"Will you be my wife?"<br />
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My arms flew around his neck and I pressed my cheek to his as I answerd, "Yes! Of course I will!"<br />
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To be honest, I have no idea what was going on around me. I was vaguely aware that Tiffany had eaten dinner with her camera in her lap and was now snapping pictures. My mom's eyes glistened as she grinned at me, and suddenly I realized that I had been set up<em>...everyone</em> knew<em>.</em> And it worked--I was completely shocked and surprised.<br />
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A family proposal isn't right for everybody, but at that moment, with almost all of the people that I love best present, the timing was perfect. I've always known that I wouldn't just be marrying Paul--I'd be marrying his whole family. And I couldn't be happier.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://images5a.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp63398%3Enu=32:7%3E8:4%3E6:7%3EWSNRCG=3563;:%3C6;832;nu0mrj" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" ox="true" src="http://images5a.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp63398%3Enu=32:7%3E8:4%3E6:7%3EWSNRCG=3563;:%3C6;832;nu0mrj" width="212" /></a></div>Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-22789085471204644282010-11-19T15:39:00.000-08:002010-11-19T15:39:06.694-08:00Followed By A Sentimental ThoughtMy mom and I are chatting on Facebook as is our daily routine (what, you thought the Navy paid me to <em>work</em>? Psshh...). I am asking her for recipes that I have loved growing up--recipes that she got from my dad's mom who died when I was a baby.<br />
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Mom told me recently that when Virginia died, she used her weight as the oldest daughter-in-law to obtain the little box of recipes that was apparently coveted by the other wives. She said that Virginia was an amazing cook and a tireless hostess, and Mom wanted this piece of her.<br />
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That little wooden box sits in the cupboard above my mom's oven. It's filled with yellowed index cards that bear the scars of years of love and use. Their edges curl and the favorite recipes are stained in grease and chocolate and flour. Some recipes are written in Virginia's neat, spidery handwriting, using archaic words like oleo. Others are printed recipes torn from soup can labels and shoved in between the note cards. Still others have been added by my mom, written in her own soft, curling handwriting on recipe cards decorated in pink and blue.<br />
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Mom has offered to type up the recipes so I can add them to my own collection. Obviously, I am excited! But at the same time, I feel a twinge of sadness. A computer printout on stark white paper seems so sterile to me. I've just realized that the handwriting, the ancient stains, the yellowed paper were as much a part of the recipes as the eggs and the sugar.<br />
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This isn't worth feeling sad over, but maybe someday I'll use my weight as the oldest daughter to get that little box of history for myself.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8631826649539797139.post-3964825813988424092010-11-19T13:59:00.000-08:002010-11-19T14:03:32.547-08:00Get A Heart, Heather!Every now and then I get the urge to work on myself. You know...self improvement and all that ambitious stuff. It very rarely lasts long as I usually forget what I was doing before I make any real progress. <br />
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Lately my ambition has been sentimentality. Now, if you have suggestions on how one can force oneself to become sentimental, please, please share. I apparently need all the help I can get. <br />
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I know that I must have been sentimental at one point. On top of my dining room bookshelf sits a hat box that is filled to the brim with notes, cards, mementos, knick knacks, drawings and other bits of flotsam and jetsam that document the life of a high schooler. Yet another slightly less full box sits next to that with physical reminders of my early 20s. But that's it.<br />
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I remained blissfully unaware of my lack of a warm, beating heart until several months ago when I found myself following Paul around a Michael's craft store as we waited for a movie to begin. He indulged me in a brief stop at the wedding aisle where I perused their do-it-yourself ideas. <br />
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A set of engravable champagne glasses caught his eye. "Are you going to get some of these?"<br />
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I probably should have thought before I responded, but why implement that habit now? "Ugh!" I replied. "I <em>hate </em>those things. Nothing is tackier to me than engraving your name and anniversary on ugly glasses!"<br />
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Paul looked shocked. "You mean you wouldn't want to have them? We could take them out and toast each other on our anniversary! Where's your sentimentality?"<br />
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"I mean, I...well..." I stammered. "I just don't like the looks of engraved glass, that's all. I think it's dumb."<br />
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"You have no heart," Paul determined.<br />
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I'll admit, that kind of bothered me. The more I thought about it, the more I realized that I <em>wasn't</em> sentimental. It never occurred to me that I might want to keep stuff like that. I guess I just figured that when the wedding was over, it was over and we moved on with our new life as husband and wife.<br />
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Our heated discussion continued as we walked into the movie theatre. "It's not that I'm not sentimental. I just don't like <em>stuff</em>!"<br />
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"That's why you're so hard to shop for," Paul retorted. "I never know what you'll like because you don't like anything."<br />
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We did reach a middle ground, please be assured. I found a pair of beautiful, hand-painted champagne glasses that do not need to be engraved, but we can still take them out each year to celebrate each other.<br />
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Fast forward to just a few weeks ago. Paul and I were discussing invitations and how many to order, and Paul brought up something I hadn't even thought about.<br />
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"You'll get one to keep for your scrapbook, right?"<br />
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"My what?"<br />
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"Aren't you going to keep a scrapbook of all the wedding stuff? A memory book."<br />
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It had never once crossed my mind. Of course I would, but I was a little sad that he had to remind me to keep memories.<br />
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The more I think about it, the more I realize that mementos of memories are not just for me. Someday I might have grandkids, and I want to be able to show them pieces of Paul's and my past, to tell them stories and share those little trinkets with them. In the sunset of my life, wouldn't it be nice to pick up a knick knack and reminisce about the vacation on which it was purchased, the situations surrounding its history?<br />
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That will be my motivation. Not my own memories, but the history I can create for my stepchildren and grandchildren. The pieces of Paul and me that they might cherish when we are gone. <br />
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So...I guess I've succeeded in my first step towards sentimentality--admitting that I have a problem. Next step? I supposed I should get over my fear of having 'stuff.' After all stuff is only stuff until there's a good memory behind it.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05614983981251537781noreply@blogger.com2