I picked Chloe up from Boys & Girls Club on Friday, and we hadn't even made it to the Durango before she came up with this one.
"We're doing a play for moms and dads, and I get to be Goldilocks! ...Because my hair is brown."
And later, on our way to pick Lauren up:
"Heather, how do we get spit in our mouths?"
"I don't know these things! It's not like I'm in the sixth grade!"
Well excuuuuse me! Maybe I need to work on my explaining skills...