Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I'm In Mourning

Dear HP,

I miss you. I really do. At first, I thought I'd be okay without you...I thought that I could rise above my loneliness and be a better person. But my lap is empty. I don't feel your warmth comforting me in the evenings, and the gentle hum of your breath no longer serenades me.

It's been a week and a half since I saw you last--a week and a half since you left me. Paul's has sufficed in the meantime, teaching me the merits of ambidexterity and flexibility, but this morning I realized something was missing. You took something Paul's cannot provide.

Microsoft Office!

Oh laptop, why did you have to die?!?!?

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