A kickback to the myspace days, if only to hold your attention while I think of something truly creative. Hold your attention but please don't hold your breath.
1. Were you named after anyone? Who?
No, I was named Heather because my mom and dad couldn't agree on how to spell Rebecca/Rebekah. Or...maybe that was their argument for Sarah's name. I don't remember. Either way, if I was a boy I would have been David. I'm very glad I'm not a boy--not because I don't like the name, but because I enjoy being a girl!
2. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Awkward... Yesterday I cried at work because Mel decided he needed to tell me how to live my life and that pissed me off. Mostly because it came from Mel. (Yes, Dad. That Mel.) I did get my parting shots by standing in the doorway, mid-storm off, and announcing (with tremulous voice and bright red face) that I hoped I never became as callous and jaded as all three of my co-workers. Then I fled to the ladies room followed by Tiffany's office to lose myself in a storm of angry tears. Me? Emotional? No....
3. What was your last sandwich filling?
I'm not a big sandwich eater--not because I don't like them, but because I seldom remember to eat them. Having said that, I think that I did have a ham (left over from a spiral ham I cooked...Paul and his ham...) and cheese sandwich last week. Lunch meat creeps me out, and I avoid it as much as possible (until I forget to avoid it). The thought of meat byproducts being torn apart and squished back together with a bucket of salt does not sound appetizing to me. However, I have no qualms about eating hotdogs with relish (the emotion, not the pickle product. Unless it's a Wildcat Dog. Then yes, with the pickle product, too.)
17. Your favorite smells?
The ocean and Paul's neck and lavender and fresh cotton candles and patchouli and bakeries and coffee and warm hay and saddles and a million other things. Just not vanilla.
18. Your favorite dessert?
19. What book are you currently reading?
The Time Traveler's Wife, Gone with the Wind and Effective Human Relations
20. What's the farthest you've ever been away from home?
Thanks for muddling through! Now pick a few questions and answer them in the comments for yourself.